Mother, Does It Sound Like A Pink Floyd Song?

| To celebrate the coming Cabinet expansion. First written before a Cabinet expansion in 2006. How things change, or do they? |

Mother, do you think I should drop Khurshid?
Mother, must I include those with insatiable greed?
Mother, do you think Shinde is Sushil enough?
Ooooowaa Mother, why is it so tough?
Mother, must I take Chiranjeevi?
Mother, should I first announce it on TV?
Mother, should I promote Mr Scindia?
Ooooowaa, Mother, you are Mother Indiaaaaah!

Hush, my baby. Baby, don’t you cry.
Momma’s gonna make your Cabinet for you.
Momma’s gonna decide on portfolios too.
Momma’s gonna do it all at 10 Janpath
Momma knows every Congressi’s worth
Momma’s gonna keep it all together for ya
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, of course Momma is Mother India.

Mother, do you think we retain Saifuddin Soz,
Mother, does it really matter where he goes?
Mother, I need help in external affairs
Mother, do you think Krishna really cares?
Mother, what to do with R.P.N. Singh?
Ooooowaa Mother, can I decide anything?

Hush, my baby. Baby, don’t you cry.
Momma’s gonna bring in Manish Tiwari.
Momma will make it crisp as her sari.
Momma’s gonna give one to Chiranjeevi
Momma’s goona reward her tutor Dwivedi.
Momma’s gonna nick Jairam on the way.
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, Rahul Baba will handle MEA

Mother, Agatha Sangma will lose her place,
Mother, should Oscar be in this race?
Mother, there’s an Oriya man called Sahu?
Mother, Andhra already has one in Pallam Raju
Mother, Ambika Soni I guess is from the Punjab,
Ooooowaa Mother, to pay Manish, who do I rob?

Hush, my baby. Baby, don’t you cry.
Momma’s gonna give Sachin independent charge
Momma won’t let anybody get extra large.
Momma’s gonna give MoS to Manicka Tagore
Momma will top that with a boss who’s bore
Momma’s gonna give Jitendra a place in finance
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, Let momma handle it, why’re you getting tense

Mother, should we get Pawar’s daughter?
Mother, what all has he taught her?
Mother, Should Deepa also be considered?
Mother, is my vision getting really blurred?
Mother, one man is totally shockingly ready to buy,
Ooooowaa Mother, shall I sell a ministry to that guy?

Hush, my baby. Baby, don’t you cry.
Momma will handle the Dasmunshi,
Momma will get her a seat in HRD.
Momma’s gonna give Sibal some break
Momma gives, so Momma will take
Momma’s gonna decide whether to sell a seat
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, but you really gotta be a little discrete!

Mother, do you think Jitin’s good enough,
For a Cabinet rank?
Mother, do you think I should just fill in,
What is blank?
Mother will Tariq Anwar be a good choice,
for telecom?
Mother, will he become another
scam bomb?
Mother, should I take Jayanti out of environment?
Mother, what if I hurt some wild sentiment?

Hush, my baby. Baby, don’t you cry.
Momma’s gonna check out your Moilys for you.
Momma won’t let anyone oily get through.
Momma’s gonna scan every new man who’s in.
Momma will always find out where they’ve been.
Momma’s gonna keep Cabinet healthy and clean.
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, you’ll always be Baby to me.

Mother, do you think anything win us fourteen?
Mother, full of scams, shams, all we have been?
Mother, you know Pranabda is on Raisina Hill,
Mother, the void he has left, how do we fill?
Mother do you think we need another Bong?
Mother does it sound like a Pink Floyd Song?
Hush, my baby. Baby, don’t you cry.

Momma’s gonna win you election.
Momma’s gonna make all the selection
Momma’s gonna keep you right here under her wing.
She won’t let you fly, but she might let you sing.
Momma knows it does sound like a Floyd song
Oooo Babe.
Oooo Babe.
Ooo Babe, but of course, you have ruled too long!

Mother, what if you were wrong?

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